Score: 9

"mo.. mommy? mommy?!"

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 3

date: August 10, 2004

whys that man called salad fingers? saw the first 2... still can't eat or sleep for a week! the only thing keeping me a wake is a couple of bottles of Bauls and this flash(NEVER watching it again!)! i see hobbits in my shoes now. little black things PIcking at my brains, BURNing feelings in my MALESDUMB! (oh wait thats been there...) man! even this gives uran problems for the Master of the Night, Alucard (Dracula)!!!

Score: 10

"thank you George Washington Christ! ToT"

submission: Raiden IIS - Part B

date: August 8, 2004

nice remake of one of my favorite arcade shooters, dude! your still missing some sprites for it and GOD DAMN are those bosses hard!!! i stopped playing after the the 3 phase ruby boss. your first 1 was a little boring but was good. i have the original copy of that game for ps1 and most of the bosses are out of order.(:\ but its cool. and when you die, you don't get ANY of your shit back! why didn't you put that function in? and why where the homing missiles following me that your own ship SHOULD have been shooting out?! in your next version(hoping you do) add missiles to the ship, kay? your style is an 8 but i just no. 6 (get it?).

Score: 7

"BALL OF DOOM!!!"

submission: what should he do?

date: August 5, 2004

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SATAN'S.... uh... unholy.... nougher-region???

Score: 8

"i thought it was a game...."

submission: Kung Fu Mario

date: June 13, 2004

but i thought wrong. anyways, great job! *thumbs up* *doing a sqinting big smile like in anime*

Score: 7

"ok"

submission: WOLVERINE_RAMPAGE_DEMO

date: June 13, 2004

picking up food and items are hard, the bad guys walk gay (AND LOOKS GAY!), woverine is clunky and slow (so are the jumps), and are you sappose to go thought the open door or wait untill you die?

Score: 7

"GEART GRAPHICS (:D...."

submission: The Orayu Blade : V2

date: June 11, 2004

but WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP DOING THE SAMETHING OVER AND OVER!!! this ninja/assasin crap has already been done, ENOUGH ALREADY! great MGS soundtrack :D (thumbs up on that), you should have made a movie like MGS. with spys, lies, gunplay... stuff like that! this-is-not-original. if you did do MGS it might no be totally ori, but it would FINALLY be sumthing new. please, no more sword/ninja-clan/crappy corperation to lazy to get off they're BUTTS!/cheap dial-logs, PLEEEAAASE!!! :'(

Score: 6

"??@?*^^???@??#? (very,VERY confused)"

submission: "Stripped" - VHS

date: June 8, 2004

umm... why is a "Hard-Rock, tuf guy >B(" reading/singing about "come with me, sit by the tree. lay on the grass. waste time relaxing" kind of shit? (at first, i thought he was thinking "come with me, so i may fucking fuck you") and why does he want to "feel" stripped? (if this was a game, wood we be stripping those girls? because some were in there apartments) OMG, THE RING! THE RIIING!!! (would type more but, you see that little girl is coming out of my monitor right now and SOOn i'm going to be petrified, peace^_^... AAHHHHH, mama?)
P.S. PUNI PUNI ROCKS!!@#$^&($*^ EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE IT!(*^&#$@*(:D

Score: 7

"lucky, lucky 7!"

submission: Phallic Moose: DPH

date: June 4, 2004

that... was pretty good(lol, hitler). (i hope this gets protected...)

Score: 3

"i see another problem with your flash..."

submission: Urban Assualt

date: June 4, 2004

IT HAS NO ENEMYS!!!!! strifing left or right IS A HASSAL!!! not too mention THERE ARE NO ENEMYS... AT ALL!!!!!! i am not a happy camper! >:(

Score: 6

"game too HARD!!!"

submission: FF7: About Random Battles

date: June 3, 2004

i'm a big fan of yours and great flash, team work there... BUT THAT GOD DAMN GAME IS TOO FREAKING HARD DUDE! :(